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Wed, May. 9th, 2007 09:32 am
a little song for you all (complete with english translation)

This is the song that is stuck in my head at the moment. Sang to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes". Not sure if someone could sing it for Eurovision but it would definitely win.

Hope you enjoy it



Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus,
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
For she's yer mammie's mammie,
Ye canna shove yer grannie aff a bus.

O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus,
O ye canna shove yer Granny
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny
'Cos she's yer Faither's Mammy
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.
Uncle Wullie's like yer Faither
A harum-scarum blether,
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,
She's naethin' but a twister,
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny,
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

Chorus
Singing I will if you will, so will I
Singing I will if you will, so will I
Singing I will if you will
I will if you will
I will if you will, so will I





oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother
For she is your mother's mother
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus

oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother
Because she is your mother's mother
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus

you can push your other grandmother off a bus
you can push your other grandmother off a bus
you can push your other grandmother
because she is your father's mother
you can push your other grandmother off a bus

You can push your Uncle William off a bus.
You can push your Uncle William off a bus.
Uncle William's like your Father
A rather reckless gossip,
You can push your Uncle William off a bus.

You can push your Aunt Margaret off a bus.
You can push your Aunt Margaret off a bus.
Aunt Margaret is your Father's sister,
She is nothing but a twister,
You can push your Aunt Margaret off a bus.

oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus
oh you can't push your grandmother
Because she is your mother's mother
oh you can't push your grandmother off a bus


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davidn
davidn
David Newton
Wed, May. 9th, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC)

I taught this to Whitney recently. She doesn't understand it at all.


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kibet
kibet
Stop drooling at my pic!!!!
Wed, May. 9th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)

Teach her about the jeely piece song or is that too glaswegian. We had to learn that for Geography.

Oh ye cannae fling pieces oot a 20 storey flat,
seven hundred hungry weans will testify to that.
If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan,
The odds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae wan!!!


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bittermonkey
bittermonkey
Monica
Mon, May. 14th, 2007 06:40 am (UTC)

You. Are. A. Dead. Man.

I CAN'T GET THAT TUNE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! Ha!

Too funny though :)


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