Stop drooling at my pic!!!! (kibet) wrote,
Stop drooling at my pic!!!!
kibet

I was walking back last night from the pub when I was propositioned by a prostitute. The conversation went something like this as I walked along.
Pro: You looking for Business?
Me: No, sorry
Pro (follows me): I'll give you a blow job for a tenner
Me: Sorry, I am not interested
Pro: It's only a tenner
Me: Sorry, I am going home
Pro: It will only take a minute and then you can go home
Me: No thanks
Pro: You have a nice arse
Me: that may be but I don't have a tenner
Pro: okay (crosses road)

I was wanting to say after the nice arse comment "What is having a nice arse got to do with giving me a blow job?" but then she might have thought she was getting somewhere. She also didn't sell herself that well with saying that it would only take a minute, then again maybe she was selling herself very well saying that it would only take a minute. Just thinking about it, it could be seen as an insult to me that it would only take a minute.

Pretty hungry just now so might go home to have some dinner soon.
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